he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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