You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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