Soap is not a condiment
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she told me i tasted like america
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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