She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We need a shit load of segways right now
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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