Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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