yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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