i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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