Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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