Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm passing your future prison.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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