WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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