Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize