It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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