the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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