Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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