That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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