I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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