my sisters under your porch take her home
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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