we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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