But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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