i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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