After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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