I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
