Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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