Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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