I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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