I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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