remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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