my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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