Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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