everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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