ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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