Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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