dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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