I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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