My first STD was from a foam party
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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