I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You did what with his pubic hair?
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