Kiss
Puke
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
