someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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