I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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