at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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