i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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