Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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