Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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