is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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