I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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