After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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