Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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