What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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