I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
