Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Someone shit on the floor
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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