Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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