Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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