So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Damn victory sex feels great
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