we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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